Hooters Are Shutting Down Because The Kids Don’t Like Boobs Anymore

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  • Alex Lowery

    FAKE NEWS, we love tiddies… its the weird niggas eating ass

    • Ur Mom

      Right that’s the bodies sewer. Nasty fucks

      • Brandon

        hater.

    • kushxchevys

      I eat my girls ass. Lol

      • Johnathan Dough

        My dad told me I should eat my girls ass, she had asked me to do it but I said no. My dad gave me detailed instructions on how to perform it. That’s the last time we had sex, she dumped me a month later. Don’t eat ass kids.

        • kushxchevys

          U did it wrong g lmao

      • Food4Thought

        Damn right..I’ll consign that all day

        • kushxchevys

          Shits bomb my nigga it has to b my girl tho… been eatim ass n pussy since i was 15 lmao

        • kushxchevys

          Lol 4real it has to be my girl tho.. cant b a random thot..

          • Food4Thought

            True that..I got homies who be saying they wouldn’t do no shit like that and I’m like I bet yo girl treat you like a brand new nigga if you do lol..

          • kushxchevys

            Lmao yeah they love that shit low key

          • Jon Keller

            Food4Thot

      • frankwhitedc

        I was about 2 say lol

        • kushxchevys

          Lmao i was doin dat b4 it went mainstream tho so i make the cut i think

          • frankwhitedc

            My nigga

      • Supreme Trunks

        Bruh I don’t get the appeal. I’ll eat the cat but y put my tongue in the back?

        • kushxchevys

          idk nigga cus yo girl would highly appreciate it and treat u like a new man like my nigga said lol sgit i been eating pussy decade plus i love that shit.

    • yeah,skinnyjeans wearing,mumblerapping ones..eat eachothewr prolly

      • Alex Lowery

        huh you wildin son that got nothing to do with eating ass, fix your grammar next time as well…

  • Frank White

    or hooters food aint shit…

    • Alex Delarge

      That could be a confounding variable in their research. However, it is more likely that the market-researchers would have considered that. If it were true, Hooters would have likely changed their menu or improved their food quality. Market research isn’t cheap.

      • Frank White

        Good point, better question…are you secretly a black man or are you really into hip music/news?

  • HotlineQueef

    yeah then show a fat farting nigger bitch with awful looks called Nicki Mirage/// the mirage because her talent ever existed

  • Craig

    It ain’t that… it’s just that the market is flooded with titties so who gives a fuck about going to hooters. That’s how bitches dress on the daily and now a days you can get better wings at an actual strip club. Hooters should have kept up with the times.

    • 100squad

      Yea but save the tat tas right?, no well at least there is hope for all those soon to be unemployed ladies.. Backpage is always looking for new meat , as well as a strip club near you (&me)

    • Triple O

      Real talk! They should’ve turned Hooters into a stripper franchise.

  • MASTA WILLIAMS

    ASS>TITTIES

    • Dundada

      ASS><T!TTIES

  • kushxchevys

    Plus hooters foods nasty as shit

  • Ye’

    I can’t choose wtf ?!
    Hooters food is ass that’s why no one goes

  • Real ass and titties any day even

  • MartyMcFly

    9 outta 10 dudes like titties. The other guy likes the other 9 dudes

    • JW

      That’s funny

  • Je’sus

    Garbage ass 50 piece wings

  • frankwhitedc

    All hooters gotta do is start hiring ladys that phat as shit . Bruh u ever been 2 hooters and seen a phat ass working there ? Rarely , but when u do u order everyting lls

    • Manny Bravo

      The Hooter Girls in Florida are pretty thick. If you’re ever in the state, slide through. You won’t be disappointed.

      • frankwhitedc

        I defintely will , ima think about your comment the whole time lls

    • kushxchevys

      Lmao they have negative ass if anything. Only veen to hooters in vegas a couple timea and honestly didnt like that sgit at all

      • frankwhitedc

        I went in atlantic city , wasn’t impressed

  • Food4Thought

    Classic Dedication 2 line right there

  • Manny Bravo

    I prefer ass over titties.

    *Check out my debut album on September 25th. It’s called “We Gon’ Die Anyway!” and will be available on Spotify, YouTube and Soundcloud.*

  • KarmaSapien

    Idk y I immediately imagined Riley (Boondocks) leading the market research: “Here’s the problem right here…these dudes is gay.”

  • Felice Lococo

    Hooters is failing because their food sucks. Twin Peaks is much better, and I’m gonna try Ojos Locos when I visit Texas. But I have a feeling unless Twin Peaks reintroduces its merchandise line, they will head the same way as Hooters. Right now they are safe, because they still give specials Hooters stopped years ago.

  • Make better food and less sexist uniforms. Boom! Instant customers.

  • black adam

    pussy. ass and tits are just a bonus i just want some pink. oh she gotta have a prequsite in blowjobanomics also.

  • Mike Savage

    lol the fuck

    • Johnathan Dough

      True story

      • kushxchevys

        Lmao

      • Mike Savage

        hahaha i’m dead bro

  • Robyns

    I mean people see this shit everyday. What’s exciting about going to hooters??? lol.

  • George Rivet

    such an intelligent discussion.